May 21st 2008 - Sad Sunday
Ok what is this post all about? It chronicles my struggle (no you didn't read it wrong) against being single. I have been single for quite some time now (well over 12 months). For a long time i stood silently, waiting for the dark clouds pass over. Unfortunately for me, these dark clouds have not dissipated, rather they have stayed and made a home for themselves. But do not weep for me yet, i intend not to bore you with my whining, i am the charming sort of person who likes to tell people interesting stories. That is the sole objective behind these memoirs.
What do i get out of it? Well concentrating on the lighter side of this obscene situation of mine, lets me stay in denial of my utter misery.
So what day is it today? Sunday! Of course, is it a wonder i am sitting at home at my terminal with The Ronettes playing 'Be my baby', i am not aiming at accomplishing irony, but what the heck...why not? There is a fundamental error that us single folks commit, we are mock ourselves for not having plans. Fact of the matter is that we are either too lazy to go out or just plain dont have any friends. If one is the latter, then there is absolutely nothing else to do but get some friends. This of course is the long way around, but is the only way really. If friends exist and are not met regularly, the debugging of the single problem has been successfully (i also think that words like 'debugging' should be left out completely.
Ok, another important thing that single people do is come up with ways to change their situation. The ultimate truth (no single man believes this) is that 'you can change your current situation' its pure chance, luck, karma that gets you there. Hey i am a single guy, i dont believe this, i am going to make an effort. The effort is to start losing some weight.
I am sure it wasn't much of a surprise that i was overweight. I have a theory that most single people are either ugly or fat, the second has to be the first by the virtue of being the second. Ok....ok....if i see a thin, attractive person i refuse to believe that they are not dating somebody. Yet after extensive research(constantly asking thin attractive people) i have reached a conclusion that there is no conclusive proof to prove or disprove this perception. What the hell! It is a perception...moving on.
This is just the beginning, i will be entering deeper into the male single man's psyche as we go along. All the way until i finally find the unfortunate woman who decides to give me a shot .
Weight - 104 Kg
Height - 6 ft
Weist - 38 inches
PEACE OUT
